“I was choking on my gum and I was trying to tell him to help me ‘cause I was choking on gum, like dying! And he was like, ‘Austin, that’s a mark!’ and he made a mark on the board and I was like sdfgshjklag *flails* and he goes ‘That’s a mark!’ and makes the second mark and I’m like ASDFGHJKLKJH *flails* and I start banging on the table and he’s like, ‘that’s a mark! Third mark! Get out of the room!’ and I didn’t know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and was like AHHH! And I finally did the choking symbol and the teacher gave me the Heimlich and I was like ‘WHAT THE FUUUUCK!’”
(via prettysinematic)
